There was once was a young lady, you wouldn’t know but she was a little crazy
She went for a walk one evening, was a a corvette suddenly came rolling.
Windows rolled down, the driver was from out of town
He asked to be her sugar daddy
At first she was shocked, but she couldn’t just jump the gun
So she thought of the chance, then she took her stance
And told him she wasn’t interested.
Note: Inspired by true events, I honestly considered my day job for him since we were talking free housing, food, $1000 per “date”, and he wasn’t unattractive. But he was much older and god knows how much “dates” it would take to pay off my debts, and Sernaro has no time for that.