Saturday poem

There was once was a young lady, you wouldn’t know but she was a little crazy

She went for a walk one evening, was a a corvette suddenly came rolling.

Windows rolled down, the driver was from out of town

He asked to be her sugar daddy

At first she was shocked, but she couldn’t just jump the gun

So she thought of the chance, then she took her stance

And told him she wasn’t interested.

Note: Inspired by true events, I honestly considered my day job for him since we were talking free housing, food, $1000 per “date”, and he wasn’t unattractive. But he was much older and god knows how much “dates” it would take to pay off my debts, and Sernaro has no time for that.